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    Damen und Herren, ich schlage Ihnen unseren nächsten Präsidenten vor

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    2. ElmanoRodrick on

      When God said, “Let there be light!” Tony Field said, “Say Please.”

    4. boomerxl on

      It’s a lesser known power of the Presidency, the ability to take all emergency services staff to Lanzarote for a week’s holidays.

    5. No-Negotiation2922 on

      I’m not sure he understands what powers the actual president has.

      I’m sure McGregor and Flatley are in the same boat.

    6. Important-Messages on

      The €5k direct payment offering from RTE would be cool, as long as it’s not in instalments, just a nice lump sum.

    9. No-Coast-1050 on

      I like that it’s specifically Lanzarote. I bet he has a deal going with a resort over there.

    15. Grievsey13 on

      I’ve seen this before. This lads cheese has long since slid of its cracker. He doesn’t understand the basics of human life, never mind anything else.

      Couldn’t find his arse with bith hands…

    16. SquishyCow137 on

      Never thought I’d see the need for there to be an intelligence test to access printing services but here we are.

    18. Horror_Finish7951 on

      If ever there was a man who needed to get high at least once in his life.

      Also love the assumption that frontline personnel have to get sent *just* to Lanzarote for their holidays. No flexibility for even any of the other Canary Islands. He probably thinks Madeira is a cake.

    22. CCullen95 on

      My favourite part of this is instead of using two separate photos they just flipped the same photo for the other side of the poster like it’s a fucking rorschach test.

    23. Careful-Training-761 on

      Thought he was going a bit easy on the foreigners with the first mention but the the second mention I was like ah there it is.

    27. Tricky-Anteater3875 on

      and on the week all the essential workers are in Lanzarote, there will be a week long Purge in Ireland.

    30. Logical_News7280 on

      I had to google “birching”. This chap is parody levels of unhinged psychopath.

    31. FlamingoRush on

      I’m mean fuck it I might as well vote for him. He is sure as hell a trillion times better option than Cocaine McRapist.

    35. Routine_Hyena_6479 on

      This is my boss – Jonathan Hart, a self-made millionaire. He’s quite a guy. This is Mrs. H – she’s gorgeous. What a terrific lady. By the way, my name is Max. I take care of them – which ain’t easy; ‚cause their hobby is – murder.“ 

    36. Prestigious_Key_7801 on

      Field knows where all the bodies are buried and will grass them up.

    37. Sad_Illustrator_6791 on

      knew you would turn this card over😂😂 damn! i love this😃😃 you have my vote Sir

    41. Accomplished-Try-658 on

      I know an authoritarian when I see one.

      And mandating Lanzarote as a holiday destination says it all. Monster.

    42. AnarchistPineMarten on

      The real clincher that won my vote was the ingenious use of the same photo of himself, but flipped. A man who covers all angles, that’s who I’d want representing me in government. That and the (I will stop this) in the first promise

    43. SmilingDiamond on

      He’s some man, going to stop drugs and all.

      Sending loads of people to Lanzarote whether they like it or not.

    44. RJMC5696 on

      Surely this is either not real or satire? Surely? In this world though it still wouldn’t surprise me if this was real

    45. MBMD13 on

      Y’know that moment when you need to take a break. Just a little breather. 5 minutes. You’ve been listening to the news on the radio and you’re having a little rant inside your head and your getting a bit worked up, with your thoughts are racing, and your internal fury at the madness of the world, and your difficult colleague at work yesterday, and that dispute over fees with this subscription that you forgot you signe—

      Anyhoo, this flyer sounds like that ranting inside-voice that should’ve stayed inside but somehow got published on a two sided full colour flyer and distributed door to door.

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