Wow. Guilty as hell. Because these people would plant and then not release? Like everything he spouts it makes no sense. The United States president is a child rapist.
jimmygee2 on
Yup planted in a cunning plan to get him to release them.
aarkwilde on
We know he’s in there. Probably a LOT.
Release the files. Investigate and prosecute.
JimmyRamone17_ on
Planted there by his own fucking actions.
If he just hadn’t raped and trafficked kids, his name wouldn’t be on the Epstein List.
But of course, he’s pathologically incapable of taking any responsibility for being a fucking demon.
1980sNeon on
planted? so were the numerous photographs and video footage with jeff potted and soiled as well? 🤷🏽♀️
LuvKrahft on
Ha! I’d say your name is FIRMLY “planted” in there, by your own villainy, you best friend of Jeffrey Epstein with your lil secret enigmas that never age.
ArtistKeith333 on
Trump lies again. Nothing new here.
Dgp68824402 on
Obviously. 🙄
Castle-dev on
I bet someone else shit his pants too
Deep_Stick8786 on
Planted by Epstein?
Fantastic_Yam_3971 on
Ah yes, so that’s how it got there. Because it was planted. Sure Jan.
Xx_sO_eDgY_lol69_xX on
We have the Epstein files.
We can’t release them because it would hurt important people.
There are no files.
It’s a hoax.
You’re still talking about that creep?
*Edited in:* We are preparing to pardon a convicted sex trafficker for… *reasons*
My name may have been planted in those files.
Up next!
*Okay i did it but it wasn’t as bad as xyz*
noncongruent on
LOL, this is the kind of defense a 5 year old would use (no offense to 5 year olds, they’d make better presidents than Trump).
Euclid_Jr on
For him to go with this obvious lie,There must be extra copies where his DoJ goons can’t edit them.
helper-monkey on
Sure, Jan.
addled_and_old on
Sounds like something a pedophile might say.
CommunicationNo3650 on
He just keeps making it worse for himself, I can’t belief this country voted him in, an insurrectionist pedo.
MadAstrid on
Why? Why would the name need to be planted when everyone knows they were friends? We have photographs, videos and interviews from that time period, all showing that they were close friends who went to parties with young girls together.
We know that Trump used Epstein’s plane to campaign, for God’s sake.
What possible advantage would there be to inserting his name into the files? It would be one thing if there was no other known connection between the two men. That is absolutely not the case here.
Stupid, stupid lie on his part.
Additional-Software4 on
Lol, omg he is so damn guilty
StoppableHulk on
You know the irony is that if this fat fuck had jsut shut the fuck up and went away, the system would have continued protecting him. No one was going to prosecute him. The entire political apparatus clearly wanted to make Epstein vanish. He would have gotten away with it and been able to die at Mar-a-Lago a rich piece of shit.
Instead, because he’s an emotional petulant child, he had to run again for revenge.
And, because he’s an emotional petulant child, he *had* to stoke his entire brainwashed conspiratorial base into a rabid fury about the Epstein files *he himself is in* to attempt a ham-fisted deflection of guilt onto his enemies.
And now because he’s taking a sledgehammer to the entire fucking economy, because he doesn’t listen to peopel who tell him that Tariffs are FUCKING STUPID, the entire political apparatus is out to merc him.
That’s why the world’s most infamous gossip mogul, Rupert Murdoch, is slowly trickling out Epstein details in the one publication he owns that still has a modicum of journalistic reputation behind it.
All of this was an own-goal. It’s the same fucking thing as last time. All he had to do was play ball. All he had to do was shut his giant fucking mouth for two seconds, he could have done all the corrupt business he wanted and gotten away with it.
Instead he’s likely going to go down in the history books as the most grossly incompetent and profoundly corrupt President in this nation’s history, and the only one on record as having fucked children.
Good job, Trump. Good job MAGA! If only this were so fucking obvious ten years ago. Oh well. Let’s go Brandon, I guess? Fuck that guy, for turning around an economy Trump crashed and investing in our infrastructure?
Guess the world left you *no choice* but to vote for the child-fucker among a very crowded Republican primary, and then again in three different elections. You had no choice. Poor wittle you. So helpless.
ilikebiiiigdicks on
Riiiight. So the democrats fabricated the Epstein files, didn’t use them before the actual election when it could have mattered, and then handed them over to the Trump administration. Never heard anything so logical
I know the dems are feeble and useless at the best of times but even I don’t think that level of incompetence is realistic.
devvvz on
There are no files
But if there are, I’m not in them
And if I am in them, my name was planted
RipErRiley on
When are these idiots going to grasp that many just want the full unredacted client list and findings.
Trump is clearly involved but I want it all. The victims deserve nobody being lost in the shuffle.
Point being, Trump keeps digging his own grave here by making it more clear he was a player in this. In terms of politics, a vote for him was indefensible regardless of Epstein.
Best-Case-3579 on
When the shit doesn’t stick, just smear it around
IdkAbtAllThat on
There it is.
The files that didn’t exist two weeks ago.
Smrleda on
Desperately trying anything that can stick.
DoctorSandwich on
Hm, where in the narcissist’s prayer are we now?
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did…
You deserved it.
Fr4ct4lS0ul on
Oh! So now the files that don’t exist suddenly exist, lol, and he’s in there but ’somebody planted his name‘
Lol
LBobRife on
The Narcissist’s Prayer.
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
**And if it is, that’s not my fault.** <——– we are here.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
Mal-De-Terre on
… and all those pictures were doctored, right?
Limp_Rip6369 on
Liar lies.
Competitive_Mind_829 on
There it is his supporters will by it lol
Itchy-Put1859 on
Oh brother! This guy spews so much bullshit. Anything he says should be questioned
krashe1313 on
To be fair, he’s gotta say that to lay the ground work for pardoning Maxwell as part of the deal for her testimony says that he wasn’t on the list, never was friends with Epstein.
I mean if you’re gonna make a big obvious lie about being a pedophile, amongst other things, you gotta work on grooming your cult members so that they believe said lie.
lunar_adjacent on
It makes me sick to my fucking stomach that a pedophile and rapist has full control of our government and is harming American citizens using the government. It is sickening to me that there is a large swath of our citizens foaming at the mouth to defend this sick and twisted sociopath calling him the next coming of Christ, hanging from every word he says. I need to start looking for a way out of this country because I am looking at being persecuted for not agreeing with a man who has raped and victimized children. This is fucking disgusting.
iamliterallyonfire on
oh here we go… it never ends with this jackass does it?
BoyWhoSoldTheWorld on
“Those drugs were planted on me, your honor”
The one defense trick that prosecutors hate!
kevendo on
I am embarrassed for anyone who believes a word this man says.
Away_Stock_2012 on
Was his name planted there after he raped children?
44 Kommentare
so he admits there are files then lol
and admits hes in them too lol lmao even
Wow. Guilty as hell. Because these people would plant and then not release? Like everything he spouts it makes no sense. The United States president is a child rapist.
Yup planted in a cunning plan to get him to release them.
We know he’s in there. Probably a LOT.
Release the files. Investigate and prosecute.
Planted there by his own fucking actions.
If he just hadn’t raped and trafficked kids, his name wouldn’t be on the Epstein List.
But of course, he’s pathologically incapable of taking any responsibility for being a fucking demon.
planted? so were the numerous photographs and video footage with jeff potted and soiled as well? 🤷🏽♀️
Ha! I’d say your name is FIRMLY “planted” in there, by your own villainy, you best friend of Jeffrey Epstein with your lil secret enigmas that never age.
Trump lies again. Nothing new here.
Obviously. 🙄
I bet someone else shit his pants too
Planted by Epstein?
Ah yes, so that’s how it got there. Because it was planted. Sure Jan.
We have the Epstein files.
We can’t release them because it would hurt important people.
There are no files.
It’s a hoax.
You’re still talking about that creep?
*Edited in:* We are preparing to pardon a convicted sex trafficker for… *reasons*
My name may have been planted in those files.
Up next!
*Okay i did it but it wasn’t as bad as xyz*
LOL, this is the kind of defense a 5 year old would use (no offense to 5 year olds, they’d make better presidents than Trump).
For him to go with this obvious lie,There must be extra copies where his DoJ goons can’t edit them.
Sure, Jan.
Sounds like something a pedophile might say.
He just keeps making it worse for himself, I can’t belief this country voted him in, an insurrectionist pedo.
Why? Why would the name need to be planted when everyone knows they were friends? We have photographs, videos and interviews from that time period, all showing that they were close friends who went to parties with young girls together.
We know that Trump used Epstein’s plane to campaign, for God’s sake.
What possible advantage would there be to inserting his name into the files? It would be one thing if there was no other known connection between the two men. That is absolutely not the case here.
Stupid, stupid lie on his part.
Lol, omg he is so damn guilty
You know the irony is that if this fat fuck had jsut shut the fuck up and went away, the system would have continued protecting him. No one was going to prosecute him. The entire political apparatus clearly wanted to make Epstein vanish. He would have gotten away with it and been able to die at Mar-a-Lago a rich piece of shit.
Instead, because he’s an emotional petulant child, he had to run again for revenge.
And, because he’s an emotional petulant child, he *had* to stoke his entire brainwashed conspiratorial base into a rabid fury about the Epstein files *he himself is in* to attempt a ham-fisted deflection of guilt onto his enemies.
And now because he’s taking a sledgehammer to the entire fucking economy, because he doesn’t listen to peopel who tell him that Tariffs are FUCKING STUPID, the entire political apparatus is out to merc him.
That’s why the world’s most infamous gossip mogul, Rupert Murdoch, is slowly trickling out Epstein details in the one publication he owns that still has a modicum of journalistic reputation behind it.
All of this was an own-goal. It’s the same fucking thing as last time. All he had to do was play ball. All he had to do was shut his giant fucking mouth for two seconds, he could have done all the corrupt business he wanted and gotten away with it.
Instead he’s likely going to go down in the history books as the most grossly incompetent and profoundly corrupt President in this nation’s history, and the only one on record as having fucked children.
Good job, Trump. Good job MAGA! If only this were so fucking obvious ten years ago. Oh well. Let’s go Brandon, I guess? Fuck that guy, for turning around an economy Trump crashed and investing in our infrastructure?
Guess the world left you *no choice* but to vote for the child-fucker among a very crowded Republican primary, and then again in three different elections. You had no choice. Poor wittle you. So helpless.
Riiiight. So the democrats fabricated the Epstein files, didn’t use them before the actual election when it could have mattered, and then handed them over to the Trump administration. Never heard anything so logical
I know the dems are feeble and useless at the best of times but even I don’t think that level of incompetence is realistic.
There are no files
But if there are, I’m not in them
And if I am in them, my name was planted
When are these idiots going to grasp that many just want the full unredacted client list and findings.
Trump is clearly involved but I want it all. The victims deserve nobody being lost in the shuffle.
Point being, Trump keeps digging his own grave here by making it more clear he was a player in this. In terms of politics, a vote for him was indefensible regardless of Epstein.
When the shit doesn’t stick, just smear it around
There it is.
The files that didn’t exist two weeks ago.
Desperately trying anything that can stick.
Hm, where in the narcissist’s prayer are we now?
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did…
You deserved it.
Oh! So now the files that don’t exist suddenly exist, lol, and he’s in there but ’somebody planted his name‘
Lol
The Narcissist’s Prayer.
That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
**And if it is, that’s not my fault.** <——– we are here.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
… and all those pictures were doctored, right?
Liar lies.
There it is his supporters will by it lol
Oh brother! This guy spews so much bullshit. Anything he says should be questioned
To be fair, he’s gotta say that to lay the ground work for pardoning Maxwell as part of the deal for her testimony says that he wasn’t on the list, never was friends with Epstein.
I mean if you’re gonna make a big obvious lie about being a pedophile, amongst other things, you gotta work on grooming your cult members so that they believe said lie.
It makes me sick to my fucking stomach that a pedophile and rapist has full control of our government and is harming American citizens using the government. It is sickening to me that there is a large swath of our citizens foaming at the mouth to defend this sick and twisted sociopath calling him the next coming of Christ, hanging from every word he says. I need to start looking for a way out of this country because I am looking at being persecuted for not agreeing with a man who has raped and victimized children. This is fucking disgusting.
oh here we go… it never ends with this jackass does it?
“Those drugs were planted on me, your honor”
The one defense trick that prosecutors hate!
I am embarrassed for anyone who believes a word this man says.
Was his name planted there after he raped children?
[https://www.reuters.com/world/us/epstein-furor-undermines-public-trust-republican-election-hopes-two-us-lawmakers-2025-07-28/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/epstein-furor-undermines-public-trust-republican-election-hopes-two-us-lawmakers-2025-07-28/)
[https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/07/25/trump-epstein-files-timeline-column-00475334](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2025/07/25/trump-epstein-files-timeline-column-00475334)
[https://www.pbs.org/weta/washingtonweek/video/2025/07/trumps-epstein-controversy-shows-no-end-in-sight](https://www.pbs.org/weta/washingtonweek/video/2025/07/trumps-epstein-controversy-shows-no-end-in-sight)
[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/21/jeffrey-epstein-maria-farmer-trump](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/21/jeffrey-epstein-maria-farmer-trump)
[https://www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-fumes-and-fumbles-epstein-scandal-israel-graded-on-curve](https://www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-fumes-and-fumbles-epstein-scandal-israel-graded-on-curve)
[https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/27/politics/gop-lawmakers-at-odds-as-epstein-fallout-continues](https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/27/politics/gop-lawmakers-at-odds-as-epstein-fallout-continues)
[https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2025/07/28/speaker-mike-johnson-greeted-with-jeffrey-epstein-billboard-in-his-hometown-of-shreveport-bossier/85403620007/](https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2025/07/28/speaker-mike-johnson-greeted-with-jeffrey-epstein-billboard-in-his-hometown-of-shreveport-bossier/85403620007/)
[https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/07/gop-lawmaker-hated-by-trump-ramps-up-feud-with-top-maga-republican.html](https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/07/gop-lawmaker-hated-by-trump-ramps-up-feud-with-top-maga-republican.html)
[https://puck.news/gop-house-members-defect-over-epstein-files/](https://puck.news/gop-house-members-defect-over-epstein-files/)
“Epstein has dirt on the world’s worst pedophiles, the Epstein Files.”
“There are no Epstein Files.”
“If there were Epstein Files, I am not in them.”
“I MIGHT be in the Epstein Files, but if I am then you’re being duped by [my political opponents].”
It’s a long way from “there are no files” to “they planted my name in the files.”
Dementia makes it more difficult to keep track of one’s lies.
There’s always a deeper state
“The deep state woke strikes again! Also hunter Biden’s laptop!”