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    Seth Meyers: „Wir sind nur eine Epstein -Geschichte von Trump, die ankündigt, dass UFOs real sind“

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    1. StoppableHulk on

      If they were real he 100% would have announced it already.

      Same with JFK. If there were anything of interest there he would dump those files.

      He doesn’t give a shit and he is desperate to do anything to save himself.

    3. Prior_Coyote_4376 on

      Every other crime Trump has committed, he was owning the libs or harassing a person of color or being a ruthless businessman who isn’t afraid to break rules to get ahead. His base of angry bigots loved living through him for all of that.

      Trump wants so badly to take his base with him here. He wants to scream, “*IT WAS AWESOME AND YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD DO IT TOO*”

      But he can’t. That’s just somehow an actual line for a lot of his supporters. Not all of them, of course. They’re Republicans, they love defending sexual predators.

      Trump lost control of this one though because he assumed he could wave this story away like the others. But he miscalculated how Epstein *was the point* for his base. That was their ticket to locking up Bill Clinton and the Satanic Democrats. They ignored every other issue in favor of this one. They went single-issue.

      This is truly fucking bizarre.

    4. ranchoparksteve on

      Yeah, we might get answers to Bigfoot, 5G, and every other thing we don’t care about. But Republicans will still conceal the Epstein files.

    6. Stereo_Jungle_Child on

      The US government already announced/confirmed that UFOs (UAPs) were real in 2020 and nobody gave a shit. Most people barely noticed.

    7. APraxisPanda on

      He is throwing the kitchen sink at it, but all this is doing is making people want Epstein info even more- because it is clear how badly he wants this to go away.

      I predict he is coaching Maxwell to give a statement that will throw suspicion off of him in trade for a pardon. It’s well understood that Maxwell has been running cover for people (she tried to say Prince Andrew did nothing wrong until direct evidence proved otherwise, imo this is probably why she isn’t dead yet).

      So really, no matter what Maxwell says I don’t believe her.

    8. FartyJizzums on

      Trump will pardon Maxwell after he promises her a one for saying he never raped children. It will work because 50% of the country is in a cult.

      Trump is the most corrupt politician of all time. Hands down.

    9. SonofBeckett on

      I’m getting ready to hear about the secret moon base being invade by bears

    11. Jeansybaby on

      Give it two more weeks they’ll be wheeling out the alien remains from inside Area 51

    12. lunex on

      I mean… UFOs are real. People really do see things in the sky that they cannot identify. This is because the sky is a massive zone of natural and human activity with lots of potential for ambiguity due to distance, darkness, and relative motion.

      I think what Meyers wanted to imply was that President Trump would reveal something about the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence to distract from his longtime invovlement with Epstein.

      But it’s important to understand that UFOs are real (people see things they can’t identify) but that there is zero evidence that the explanation for these is due to extraterrestrial beings or technologies. In all likelihood they are due to the natural ambiguity of the sky and the limitations of the human eye and mind.

    13. SunGregMoon on

      ….A big magnificent UOF will appear, I don’t know when… but soon, very soon and it will be the biggest thing ever. It will be bigger than, well everything, maybe even more newsworthy than me, maybe – we’ll see. But it will drop from the heavens on a cloud of light and people will think it’s Jesus but it won’t be – it will be JFK. That’s right — they faked his death and he will come back with the help of aliens. Not those nasty criminal aliens that abuse our country, but aliens from „Out there“. They exist you know, and I know because I’m the president and I know everything. I think those little aliens will be very friendly and we will get along better than anybody has imagined. They are coming and everybody needs to be thinking about that instead of all this crazy fake news. It will be tremendous, the biggest thing ever.

    14. XXendra56 on

      Trump’s on the phone with our alien brothers right now as we speak making a deal ! 

    15. ilikebiiiigdicks on

      I hope and pray that MAGA cultists draw the line at taking the word of convicted child trafficker and notorious liar and protector of child rapists, Ghillaine Maxwell.

      It is clear as day she is being coaxed in to giving testimony that absolves Trump despite the fact it’s clear as day he has raped children and is more than likely entirely complicit in Epstein’s entire child sex trafficking operation.

    16. SeenItAllHeardItAll on

      Sorry, but Trump telling you to not trust your lying eyes but him started on day one with the crowd size.

    17. zztop610 on

      The dead cat strategy, also known as deadcatting, is the political strategy of deliberately making a shocking announcement to divert media attention away from problems or failures in other areas.

    20. tollfree01 on

      To be fair the Pentagon did inform the general public that UAP (UFO) are real and was releasing information and testifying on it before the hearings were shuttered. 2022-2023.

    21. Hey_HaveAGreatDay on

      People will walk up to an alien craft and be like “cool, cool, cool. Are the Epstein files *inside* it?”

      We don’t fucking care about the aliens that we already knew about. We care about finding and getting justice for trafficked children

    22. MegaPint549 on

      Aliens are on the Epstein list it’s why it can’t be released, we aren’t ready for that disclosure 

    23. yarash on

      Hes going to start/escalate a war or threaten nukes. It’s literally the nuclear option.

    24. poolside123 on

      He’s going to announce that JFK was actually killed by Frank Sinatra in a scheme to get his music played on the airwaves so that aliens could listen to good stuff.

      And his base will believe it.

    26. Sensiburner on

      If aliens show up tomorrow I’m sure they’d want to know who’s on the Epstein list.

    27. Hungry-Sloth on

      Here’s the thing – either there have not been documented UFOs or there were and they didn’t tell Trump.

      Because if Trump was ever made privy to UFOs anytime during his presidencies, he would have blabbed it all within a couple days.

      So no, there’s no UFOs.

    28. Looten1313 on

      Well, I wouldn’t complain. More shit on him *and* aliens are real? Cool by me.

    31. Man_Behin_Da_Curtain on

      Could you imagine getting disclosure on this because Trump just doesnt want people to continue to know he is a pedophile?

    32. BehindCheshireEyes on

      In a futile attempt to distract the American people from the Epstein files, Donald Trump has released irrefutable proof that Dragonball Z actually happened sometime in the 1400s.

    33. NOGOODGASHOLE on

      He already did the UFO thing in 2020. Releasing the MLK files wasn’t even a blip. He may have to go full Kennedy Assassination & EVERYTHING on 9/11.

    37. LoL_is_pepega_BIA on

      All of r/ufos and r/aliens and r/paranormalencounters and r/highstrangeness are holding their breath..

      Mainly because he stinks..

      But also because this could be really happening!

    43. twothumbswayup on

      ill take a ufo over mass casualty incident because i assumed it would be one or the other

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