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    1. New-Anybody-6206 on

      > “With Putin, I said ‘If you go into Ukraine, I’m gonna bomb the s–-t out of Moscow,” Trump told his donors. “I’m telling you, I have no choice—the public. So he goes like, ‘I don’t believe you.’ He said, ‘No way.’ And I said, ‘Way.’”

      Then he reminded Trump that he has the pee tape.

    2. ohulittlewhitepoodle on

      tell them to get out of ukraine, then bomb their forces there if they don’t.

    3. CheerleaderOnDrugs on

      >He said, ‘No way.’ And I said, ‘Way.’”

      And then monkeys flew out of their butts.

    4. Stuff like this can be legitimately terrifying when you consider how much control the president has over our military. Supposedly his inner circle would keep control. This is the same Inner Circle that he’s pretty much insured is made up of idiots and yes men.

    5. Professional-Buy2970 on

      Trump roleplay audio release: Trump brainstorms strongman arc in front of his bosses for his newest „Trump“ character!

    6. brashendeavors on

      >“One thing I’d do is any student that protests, I would throw them out of the country,” he said, drawing applause. “Those people made a big mistake. Throw them out of the country, and I think that will stop it.”

    7. > “With Putin, I said ‘If you go into Ukraine, I’m gonna bomb the s–-t out of Moscow,” Trump told his donors. “I’m telling you, I have no choice—the public. So he goes like, ‘I don’t believe you.’ He said, ‘No way.’ And I said, ‘Way.’”

      like two fucking children gossiping over their classroom crushes.

    8. >He said, ‘No way.’ And I said, ‘Way.’” 

      Who knew „Wayne’s World“ was international diplomacy.

    9. IpeeEhh_Phanatic on

      Putin said with tears in his eyes (according to Trump), „Sir, please do not bomb Moscow!“

    10. Lumpy-Ad7805 on

      People obtaining unhinged audio of Trump during the campaign:
      „Shall we release it now to make him lose the election? No, let’s save it for a book so we can make money.“

    11. Christ, this sounds like one of those post-argument discussions you have with yourself when you think of all the things you wish you had said, but still tell your friends you said them anyway to save face.

    12. > With Putin, I said ‘If you go into Ukraine, I’m gonna bomb the s–-t out of Moscow,” Trump told his donors. “I’m telling you, I have no choice—the public. So he goes like, ‘I don’t believe you.’ He said, ‘No way.’ And I said, ‘Way.’

      And then a slow clap started.

    13. No_Confidence7355 on

      Then Putin laughed and said ‚but your nickname is TACO for Trump Always Chickens out lol‘ the phone line went dead with Putin hysterically laughing and Trump’s dumb scowl realizing he is indeed still a pussy

    14. Same_Performance_595 on

      Bombing the shit out of Russian forces in Ukraine would probably be sufficient at this point in the war. Giving more stuff to the Ukrainians instead of holding it would also be helpful.

    15. Ooo, Trump’s boss isn’t gonna be happy. Probably should avoid balconies for now.

    16. Have you ever read something in the news that just made your stomach drop? Like that’s the one that does it?

    17. Obvious-Gate9046 on

      And Putin believed him, 10%. And Xi. And everybody else. Everybody was afraid of him, you can tell.

      Gods, what a sad little man he is.

    18. Then_Version9768 on

      I’m almost more bothered by the illiterate way this clown talks — „Way“ — than I am by his threatening nuclear war. Is he the dumbest man to ever be president? Yes, he is.

    19. Trump wants to sound like a warrior as much as Putin wants to appear like a saint.

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