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    1. AlternativeGazelle on

      Meh. I’ve been buying BTC since 2018 and I have no interest in “taking profits.” I don’t care if it tanks tomorrow. I know it will be back and higher in a few years.

    2. A list of spells that all magical cryptocurrency users should know:

      🧙‍♂️ Bitcurium!

      Temporarily turns your GPU into a mining rig. May summon the IRS.

      ⛽ Gasolinus Reducio!

      Cuts Ethereum gas fees. Only works when nobody else is trying to use the network.

      📉 Dumpus Maxima!

      Crashes the market. Commonly cast by paper hands and news outlets.

      🧤 Apestrongus!

      Gives you diamond hands. Lasts until your portfolio is -80%.

      🚀 Lunacash Ascendio!

      Sends a coin to the moon. 40% chance it’s a rug pull instead.

      🐻 Bearus Reverso!

      Turns a bear market bullish. Cooldown: 4 years.

      🧙‍♀️ Satoshis Apparatus!

      Summons the ghost of Satoshi to explain what the hell is going on. He just shrugs.

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