Andrew Garfield steht persönlich mit einer Frau, die wollte, dass er einen Laptop auf meinen Titten zerschmettert.

> „I can’t look at you in the eye,“ he joked in a video posted to Reddit, nervously fidgeting in his chair as he figured out how to possibly explain his relationship with the attendee to the rest of the audience.

> After receiving „informed consent“ from her to share how they „know“ each other, Garfield explained, „I had to read a bunch of tweets about me being kind of, sexually objectified online, basically, and one of them, which got me big, was, ‚I want Andrew Garfield to smash a laptop on my tits.‘ And that is in the room with us tonight.“

> Peals of laughter rose up from the audience. Ever the gentleman, Garfield commended the poster’s unhinged, publicly-shared wish as „one of the more creative sex acts I can imagine.“ He was quick to clarify, „I haven’t imagined participating in that. I’m not — I refuse,“ but said he was „happy to meet you, and you’re very creative — and sick. You’re sick.“

let’s get down to brass tacks

which survived? the laptop, or her bosom? myriad variables