Didn’t they jist try to get him out because he has a price on his head or something? Seems to me thst at this point they are literally just trying everything,lol!
Disgruntled_Fig on
> Kelly’s attorney, Beau B. Brindley, told PEOPLE on June 12. „We believe that President Trump is the only person with the courage to help us.“
Ol Bone Spurs really 😭 I hope Kelly’s attorneys drain his accounts sooner rather than later.
Adhbeatle33 on
R Kelly is going to piss on you
Illustrious_Age_9143 on
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capn_kirokk on
Unless he’s wheeling around an oxygen tank bc his pulse ox level is below 80, there’s no rush.
NotAnotherBlingBlop on
If you don’t want to die in prison, don’t assault people.
PrismaticDinklebot on
I believe he can fly. 🕊️
BjornStankFinger on
What’s it gonna be next week?
poolside123 on
Ok. So.. it’s Friday 🙂
mikunilime on
I’ve heard that piss is a great anti coagulant…
trogloherb on
Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.
Natural-Hat-6543 on
Every week there’s some new thing 🤣🤣🤣 – sympathy for the devil… nahhhh
Vizekonig4765 on
Ahhh the “suge Knight” defense hahaha
Suge, said the same thing to try and get out of prison
UncleDuude on
He should be about out of money, I wonder what he’s paying his lawyer with
pjslut on
Oh the hawwwrah….
TheRedLego on
Honestly his life is basically over anyway
Dapper-Educator-7494 on
Boo-hoo no one’s feeling sorry for your dog
ModelChef4000 on
So anyways, what’s everyone’s weekend plans?
Accountantabit on
Maybe try pissing on it
motohaas on
Sorry, your Medicare claim has been denied
RetiredHotBitch on
Next they’re going to say he’s been trapped in a closet.
Sentient_Enema763 on
They need to get him help! Don’t want him dying so soon into his sentence.
PuzzledMix9538 on
Theoretically everyone in prison is entitled to medical health at a quality level. HaHaHaHa
drki77patient on
This pleases me.
Diligent_Language_63 on
Who cares f this asshole
TheCrimsonMustache on
Tough news man. Guess you’re dying in jail then.
mrdevil413 on
Remember that cry wolf story
garbagepaildale on
Monsters like R. Kelly don’t deserve “life-saving” surgery.
Rot in hell.
If he dies he dies-Ivan Drago
flojo2012 on
Just pee em out
Ninjatron- on
Just keep pissing, maybe the clot will come out.
HarkansawJack on
I’m sure it’ll shank out alright
SmartWonderWoman on
I see nothing wrong 🎶
Raven586 on
Homie no like Prison!!
IPerferSyurp on
I had no idea inhaling urine could cause that.
Firstme0727 on
I had blood clots in my lungs. At most it’s a shot in the stomach for a week or two then a blood thinning medication.
Edit typo
SpecterReborn on
Trapped in the jail cell
ODB247 on
Oh, ok. Anyway. The weather over here is nice for a Friday. Kind of cool and a smidge breezy.
This-Top7398 on
How’s he even able to avoid these lawyers
ConkerPrime on
Not saying it’s right but welcome to prison.
KaneStiles on
Let’s open up a DeadPool!
u700MHz on
“My mind’s tellin’ me no
But my body, my body’s tellin’ me yes”
Fit_Earth_339 on
Can you imagine telling anyone ur his lawyer?
Harkonnen_Dog on
“Piss on you…drip, drip, drip…”
KenUsimi on
Mr. Kelly, this may cone as a surprise to you, but you are in DOC now. They don’t care. Your health, your sanity, your wellbeing? Your problem. Their duties are keeping you inside and (theoretically) preventing the lot of you from killing each other. Not because your safety matters, but because it’s extra work for them if someone stabs you. And they hate extra work. It is a system without humanity, empathy, or pity. That is the bed you have made for yourself, and there is no one who will worry overmuch about your sorrow as you lay in it.
Bree7702 on
He’s just trying everything to get out isn’t he.
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Didn’t they jist try to get him out because he has a price on his head or something? Seems to me thst at this point they are literally just trying everything,lol!
> Kelly’s attorney, Beau B. Brindley, told PEOPLE on June 12. „We believe that President Trump is the only person with the courage to help us.“
Ol Bone Spurs really 😭 I hope Kelly’s attorneys drain his accounts sooner rather than later.
R Kelly is going to piss on you
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Unless he’s wheeling around an oxygen tank bc his pulse ox level is below 80, there’s no rush.
If you don’t want to die in prison, don’t assault people.
I believe he can fly. 🕊️
What’s it gonna be next week?
Ok. So.. it’s Friday 🙂
I’ve heard that piss is a great anti coagulant…
Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.
Every week there’s some new thing 🤣🤣🤣 – sympathy for the devil… nahhhh
Ahhh the “suge Knight” defense hahaha
Suge, said the same thing to try and get out of prison
He should be about out of money, I wonder what he’s paying his lawyer with
Oh the hawwwrah….
Honestly his life is basically over anyway
Boo-hoo no one’s feeling sorry for your dog
So anyways, what’s everyone’s weekend plans?
Maybe try pissing on it
Sorry, your Medicare claim has been denied
Next they’re going to say he’s been trapped in a closet.
They need to get him help! Don’t want him dying so soon into his sentence.
Theoretically everyone in prison is entitled to medical health at a quality level. HaHaHaHa
This pleases me.
Who cares f this asshole
Tough news man. Guess you’re dying in jail then.
Remember that cry wolf story
Monsters like R. Kelly don’t deserve “life-saving” surgery.
Rot in hell.
If he dies he dies-Ivan Drago
Just pee em out
Just keep pissing, maybe the clot will come out.
I’m sure it’ll shank out alright
I see nothing wrong 🎶
Homie no like Prison!!
I had no idea inhaling urine could cause that.
I had blood clots in my lungs. At most it’s a shot in the stomach for a week or two then a blood thinning medication.
Edit typo
Trapped in the jail cell
Oh, ok. Anyway. The weather over here is nice for a Friday. Kind of cool and a smidge breezy.
How’s he even able to avoid these lawyers
Not saying it’s right but welcome to prison.
Let’s open up a DeadPool!
“My mind’s tellin’ me no
But my body, my body’s tellin’ me yes”
Can you imagine telling anyone ur his lawyer?
“Piss on you…drip, drip, drip…”
Mr. Kelly, this may cone as a surprise to you, but you are in DOC now. They don’t care. Your health, your sanity, your wellbeing? Your problem. Their duties are keeping you inside and (theoretically) preventing the lot of you from killing each other. Not because your safety matters, but because it’s extra work for them if someone stabs you. And they hate extra work. It is a system without humanity, empathy, or pity. That is the bed you have made for yourself, and there is no one who will worry overmuch about your sorrow as you lay in it.
He’s just trying everything to get out isn’t he.