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    Ozzy Osbourne verkauft seine DNA auf Liquid Death Dosen für den niedrigen Preis von 450 US -Dollar: "Klonen mir, du Bastarde '"
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    Ozzy Osbourne verkauft seine DNA auf Liquid Death Dosen für den niedrigen Preis von 450 US -Dollar: „Klonen mir, du Bastarde ‚“

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    1. Hefty-Station1704 on

      Cloning a mumbling lifetime alcoholic and drug addict really doesn’t seem like a high priority for any lab.
      There are an infinite number of better uses for $450.

    4. oh_please_god_no on

      Considering he’s still alive after everything he put his liver through, maaaaybe we should clone him for medicine.

    5. mochatsubo on

      The shameless cash grab near the end of life is such a sad way to cap off an amazing rock career. IMHO.

    6. Molnek on

      Obviously Ozzy has been a serial killer all this time and needs to explain some DNA that’ll be showing up.

    7. suff0cat on

      Wouldn’t it be crazy if Ozzy went from killing a bat on-stage in the 80’s to himself dying on-stage at this upcoming “Final” show?

      Just straight up ends with “Mama I’m Coming Home” and then collapses.

    10. TrickCard175 on

      The year is 21,728 A.D.

      Earth has changed in many ways, in some ways good, in many ways bad. To start, you had some ancient asshole in some ancient mega corporation decide to sell some ancient musicians DNA in a beverage almost 20,000 years ago.

      Then things stayed quiet for a bit. For 8,000 years there laid cans of this ancient being’s DNA all throughout the Earth. For many more years there were wars and plagues, moments of peace, and silence for some. For a long time our race was at the brink of extinction, our ancestors having issues with sustaining a planet and a species, having no progress with either. Then, about 2,200 years ago, close to the 210th century, a can of this ancient human’s DNA was discovered.

      What shocked scientists even more was that this DNA did not crumble to the law of half-lives. It had somehow sustained its original state after these many years.

      I’m not interested in writing anymore but I’m high and that was a good typing spree

    12. TheCrimsonMustache on

      So there’s an weird new alternate reality, where the planet is eventually covered with cloned Ozzie’s

    13. Balloon_Lady on

      „Yes, we really got the Prince of Darkness to drink from 10 cans of our low-calorie Iced Tea. And yes, he actually crushed each can himself. In the process, he left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now own. He even hand-signed each packaging label.
      Now, when technology and federal law permits, you’ll be able to replicate Ozzy Osbourne and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future. Only 10 available to buy.
      DNA integrity and cloning results not guaranteed.“

      its already sold out. they found 10 ppl to buy an empty, half crushed can. With a signed piece of paper. The signature can be worth a lot if on a LP but signed photos are like $75.

      So…..they found 10 people to buy a $75 signature plus $325 for an empty can. I am in the wrong business lol.

    14. Melodic-Comb9076 on

      worst marketing ever.

      i will absolutely never have anything from this brand.

    15. Kannibelanimal1966 on

      I want my kids to eat live animals for no reason. Didn’t see this coming, didn’t we?

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