Trump sehen sich bei einer Treppe von Air Force Fast Plants aus: „Wir wollen gerade einen kognitiven Test“

    http://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/06/trump-nearly-face-plants-on-air-force-one-stairs-we-want-a-cognitive-test-right-now.html

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    1. dndnametaken on

      So we’re doing the same they did to Biden?

      I’m all for calling out republican hypocrisy. I’m am not down for this BS clickbait headlines that take us down to their level. WTF is pennlive anyways?

    2. Arathorn-the-Wise on

      The test results will say Trump has never been smarter, in fact they will say he is smarter than anyone ever recorded.

    3. Those stairs will end up at the bottom of the Grand Canyon and replaced with the most beautiful and majestic golden escalator within a week.

    4. econhistoryrules on

      Look I wake up every day and pray this asshole dies, but this is just a trip. I trip up the stairs like this all the time.

      MEANWHILE he is seizing control of the national guard.

      What’s the big story of the day?

    5. DinnerSilver on

      Even if this man was in a wheelchair. Fox News would spin it into an „Alpha Move“ segment.

    6. Hairy_Muff305 on

      Let’s start with a drugs test huh? He’s been hanging around with the Ketamine Kid after all….

    7. Abraxas_Templar on

      It won’t matter if he takes a cognitive test or not. Whoever gives it to him is just going to say he passes it.

    8. Sorry I wish it was “nearly a face plant”. But it barely anything. That shit happens.

    9. Of course Republicans will highlight how different the fat, old, orange fucker is… He needs more than a cognitive test. He needs a test to identify his mental illness.

    10. Worst_Comment_Evar on

      I am all for a cognitive test (won’t ever happen) — but fuck – I have tripped up stairs in my spry twenties. Twenty years later, I’ve flubbed a step or two. This is the smallest problem with Trump.

    11. I hate Trump. I hate Rubio. But unbiasedly, it was a stumble that could happen to anyone. Both recovered quick.

    12. I’m so annoyed that this is the story getting pushed to the top of every media site.

      No one should give a fuck about this. Seriously. People trip.

      The guy is threatening to arrest political opponents, use the marines on Americans, tear gas protestors, and punish anyone who uses the first amendment in a way he doesn’t like, all because people are upset he’s abducting people and sending them to foreign concentration camps without due process.

      But hey, old man falls over and looks silly, so I guess that’s what we’re paying attention to now.

    13. No-Definition-7737 on

      I don’t care about slipping on stairs but I do care about him falling asleep in the middle of big events and the word salad he is constantly spewing.

    14. Describing_Donkeys on

      Let’s not stop talking about Republican hypocrisy. Let’s not focus on what they should do and focus on their hypocrisy nonstop. Make everything they say worthless. Talk about them as rudely as possible. Make this a dark mark on Republicans. We need to talk about them dismissively and make it clear that they are disgusting hypocrites. They aren’t going to respond to pressure, it’s time we stay using shame, and not like they should be ashamed, but treat them like a child you caught lying and make them look like frauds.

    15. No, no.

      I’m willing to wait on the tests if it means the world gets to witness (repeatedly), him face planting into asphalt.

    16. Will Fox be spending the next few weeks analyzing this and continue to play it?

    17. Gravity. Cholesterol. A hiccup while swallowing a cheeseburger whole. Dysentery. One day, one of them will get the job done.

    18. HowitzerIII on

      Why are we talking about this inconsequential thing, and not about the other bazillion major things happening right now? National Guard called up. Big Beautiful Bill with debt crushing cost. Highest CO2 levels in millions of years. Random conspiracy theories spouted by FBI and DOJ leaders. Threatening people for supporting an opposition party. 

      News media is just playing the cat laser spot game with you. 

    19. scarfacesaints on

      I hate Trump as much as the next person but he didn’t almost face plant

    20. Over-Wait6302 on

      On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson [13 at the time], was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to „please wear a condom“. Defendant Trump responded by violently striking Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that „he would do whatever he wanted“ as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Defendant Trump what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money „to get a fucking abortion“.

    21. titanfan694 on

      The best part is they had little Marco do a terrible job of pretending to slip right after to make Trump look like a big strong boy

    22. beefing_quietly3377 on

      Eh fuck him he’s one of the worst people alive and all that.. but like, I trip up stairs too.

      But also, yes, he absolutely should get cognitive testing and impeached and idk made to walk the plank and all that.

    23. FreshPrinceOfRivia on

      They had a professional bodybuilder check Trump’s leg once, and he said it was the muscliest, sexiest leg he’d ever seen. Incredible!

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