Die 25-jährige Krypto-Betrugsstrafe von SAM BANKMAN FROTE könnte um 4+ Jahre mit gutem Verhalten gekürzt werden. Der Mitverschwörer Caroline Ellison wird im Mai 2026 veröffentlicht

I guess his mother is licking some balls higher up.

I remember arguing with people on Twitter that he’d ultimately end up with a slap on the wrist.

These same people also hero worship Bill Ackman and Kevin O’Leary who said what SBF did wasn’t so bad.

I hate what crypto has become because unprincipled people took over important positions.

Isn’t that just standard or has cointelegraph actually managed some new info you know like journalists? Nothing burger

How much money do we think she has tucked away? Or do we think she’ll be bagging groceries

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

Everytime i see her it amazes me how fugly she is

Not enough. My offer is 1 hour per person they affected. 👀

She’ll be able to play GTA 6 right on time!