if i knew it was this easy to fail up, I would have changed career paths 20 years ago.
Acrobatic-Trouble181 on
Turns out if you elect idiots to Congress, who then rubberstamp complete morons to the Executive, that they can say and do whatever they want as they destroy the country, because ‚whose fault is it, really‘?
CouchCorrespondent on
But was her hair and makeup on point? What was she wearing? You know….the REAL important stuff.
ExZowieAgent on
> Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country,“ Noem said.
The stupidest timeline.
Certain_Event558 on
The eyes say it all my friend’s .
Lostsailor73 on
In her defense, it is a hard question for someone who doesn’t have any knowledge or information.
SickARose on
To be fair the entire staff of the White House is in hair and makeup for 8+ hours. They’re mentally exhausted having to sit, tweet and grift.
Tony2030 on
Does she know hard words?
Scarfwearer on
They give zero fucks. The entire administration is a walking joke. A true shit show.
Mah-nynj on
I don’t know that these are botched. I think they are for sound bites for their preferred media.
Think about it, they assume anything that comes from anyone they don’t like is fake, and anything that comes from anyone they do like is true.
So they get a clip of this on Fox News and I’d be willing to bet money if you ask anyone who watched it from that channel what habeas corpus is, they will say what she said.
This isn’t a flub. This is preparing them for what happens if they can’t end up suspending it.
SuperLuigiUnited on
It’d be cool if heinous shit like this carried even a single consequence.
antonmnster on
I can’t stand that I have to look at her botched face up on the video screens every time I go through TSA. It’s like a bad science fiction movie and it makes me want to puke.
m_nieto on
She’s a DEI hire. Shouldn’t she be at home in the kitchen?
BareNakedSole on
She killed her dog and admitted it. She also killed her family‘s male goat . There is credible evidence that she is cheating on her husband with Corey Lewandowski. She’s getting cosmetic surgery into what is being called the “Mar-a-Lago face”. She lied in her memoir about meeting Kim John Un.
I could go on, but let’s be clear Kristi with a K is a shitty human being
MarzipanLast6502 on
puppy killer is an idiot, who wouldve guessed
TheorySudden5996 on
She’s got exactly 2 neurons and they both are struggling to keep the lights on in those dead eyes.
JayPlenty24 on
Her hair is always in her face and her eyes look dead.
MonarchMagnetic on
She was picked because she’s cruel not because she’s smart or competent.
Quakes-JD on
This is what happens when appointments are made based on loyalty over competence
Ya_Got_GOT on
Wow she botched that worse than her plastic surgeon botched her face.
Particular_Milk1848 on
What is ironic is that immigrants must pass a civics test among other requirements to become citizens and the people who are “in charge” and kicking out immigrants wouldn’t be able to pass the test. Sad and stupid.
Im_gumby_damnit on
IQ of a thumbtack. He picked the biggest troll he could find for an extremely important job. Worst business person/manager/fake president ever.
magnumapplepi on
If I wanted to skydive I could jump from my intellect to hers.
Living_Ad_5386 on
Would one of you crybaby liberals explain why the Director of Homeland Security needs any legal training? How is knowing some old fashioned term like „Habeus Corpus“ going to impact her ability to make america….
I can’t even say it with the sarcasm tags lol we’re so fucked
The1Ski on
Just keep asking those basic questions. Expose their idiocy.
Swimming-Economy-870 on
Gestapo Barbie: “Law is hard.”
rapidcreek409 on
Watching the clip, there is no charitable interpretation to give to Noem. There is no context to soften the stupidity of the answer.
She literally answered the question „What is habeas corpus?“ by saying „Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the President has to be able to remove people from this country….“
Habeas, which is older than the Magna Carta. Is the corner stone which seperates us from a fascist state. It is in the Constitution which this moron apparently never read.
FitWrap1959 on
This is totally irrelevant, but her facial expression immediately reminded me of a scene in the David Cronenberg film ‚Shivers‘, where a woman is infected by a parasite while lying in the bathtub.
jl56649 on
The lengths women like Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi go to when they hit 60. Literally ripping their faces apart desperately to try to look 40 forever.
What a miserable existence these two have.
It hurts to even look at either of them because the skin was over-tightened on their faces.
war_story_guy on
Imagine being able to walk into a performance review, demonstrate you have no idea how to do your job and then not being fired because you are immune. Kind of wild.
Thund3rbolt on
Can we start reporting under her real name: It’s „Puppy Murderer“. If they need help with the spelling I’m more than happy to help.
wharfrat70 on
Who could have predicted that a lady who likes to murder the family dog wouldn’t be so well versed in the law? I am shocked! Shocked I tell you!
FlopShanoobie on
At first I really thought Trump would go full Palpatine and just dissolve Congress. Now it seems they will happily do it to themselves.
BrimstoneMainliner on
„I support habeas corpus,“ Noem said. „I also recognize that the president of the United States has the authority under the Constitution to decide if it should be suspended or not.“
Article I of the Constitution gives Congress, not the president, the authority to suspend habeas corpus „in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.“
DFu4ever on
Hitler had a lot of cartoonishly weird, incompetent, or evil people around him. Unfortunately, Trump’s administration is starting to feel that way too. Just a bunch of malicious, idiot yes men and women.
InfamousZebra69 on
You should have to pass a basic civics test to be in the cabinet, at the bare minimum. This regime is humiliating the country. They are destroying our credibility every singe day.
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I think we’re fucking cooked
Botched is right… and not just her answer.
if i knew it was this easy to fail up, I would have changed career paths 20 years ago.
Turns out if you elect idiots to Congress, who then rubberstamp complete morons to the Executive, that they can say and do whatever they want as they destroy the country, because ‚whose fault is it, really‘?
But was her hair and makeup on point? What was she wearing? You know….the REAL important stuff.
> Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country,“ Noem said.
The stupidest timeline.
The eyes say it all my friend’s .
In her defense, it is a hard question for someone who doesn’t have any knowledge or information.
To be fair the entire staff of the White House is in hair and makeup for 8+ hours. They’re mentally exhausted having to sit, tweet and grift.
Does she know hard words?
They give zero fucks. The entire administration is a walking joke. A true shit show.
I don’t know that these are botched. I think they are for sound bites for their preferred media.
Think about it, they assume anything that comes from anyone they don’t like is fake, and anything that comes from anyone they do like is true.
So they get a clip of this on Fox News and I’d be willing to bet money if you ask anyone who watched it from that channel what habeas corpus is, they will say what she said.
This isn’t a flub. This is preparing them for what happens if they can’t end up suspending it.
It’d be cool if heinous shit like this carried even a single consequence.
I can’t stand that I have to look at her botched face up on the video screens every time I go through TSA. It’s like a bad science fiction movie and it makes me want to puke.
She’s a DEI hire. Shouldn’t she be at home in the kitchen?
She killed her dog and admitted it. She also killed her family‘s male goat . There is credible evidence that she is cheating on her husband with Corey Lewandowski. She’s getting cosmetic surgery into what is being called the “Mar-a-Lago face”. She lied in her memoir about meeting Kim John Un.
I could go on, but let’s be clear Kristi with a K is a shitty human being
puppy killer is an idiot, who wouldve guessed
She’s got exactly 2 neurons and they both are struggling to keep the lights on in those dead eyes.
Her hair is always in her face and her eyes look dead.
She was picked because she’s cruel not because she’s smart or competent.
This is what happens when appointments are made based on loyalty over competence
Wow she botched that worse than her plastic surgeon botched her face.
What is ironic is that immigrants must pass a civics test among other requirements to become citizens and the people who are “in charge” and kicking out immigrants wouldn’t be able to pass the test. Sad and stupid.
IQ of a thumbtack. He picked the biggest troll he could find for an extremely important job. Worst business person/manager/fake president ever.
If I wanted to skydive I could jump from my intellect to hers.
Would one of you crybaby liberals explain why the Director of Homeland Security needs any legal training? How is knowing some old fashioned term like „Habeus Corpus“ going to impact her ability to make america….
I can’t even say it with the sarcasm tags lol we’re so fucked
Just keep asking those basic questions. Expose their idiocy.
Gestapo Barbie: “Law is hard.”
Watching the clip, there is no charitable interpretation to give to Noem. There is no context to soften the stupidity of the answer.
She literally answered the question „What is habeas corpus?“ by saying „Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the President has to be able to remove people from this country….“
Habeas, which is older than the Magna Carta. Is the corner stone which seperates us from a fascist state. It is in the Constitution which this moron apparently never read.
This is totally irrelevant, but her facial expression immediately reminded me of a scene in the David Cronenberg film ‚Shivers‘, where a woman is infected by a parasite while lying in the bathtub.
The lengths women like Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi go to when they hit 60. Literally ripping their faces apart desperately to try to look 40 forever.
What a miserable existence these two have.
It hurts to even look at either of them because the skin was over-tightened on their faces.
Imagine being able to walk into a performance review, demonstrate you have no idea how to do your job and then not being fired because you are immune. Kind of wild.
Can we start reporting under her real name: It’s „Puppy Murderer“. If they need help with the spelling I’m more than happy to help.
Who could have predicted that a lady who likes to murder the family dog wouldn’t be so well versed in the law? I am shocked! Shocked I tell you!
At first I really thought Trump would go full Palpatine and just dissolve Congress. Now it seems they will happily do it to themselves.
„I support habeas corpus,“ Noem said. „I also recognize that the president of the United States has the authority under the Constitution to decide if it should be suspended or not.“
Article I of the Constitution gives Congress, not the president, the authority to suspend habeas corpus „in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.“
Hitler had a lot of cartoonishly weird, incompetent, or evil people around him. Unfortunately, Trump’s administration is starting to feel that way too. Just a bunch of malicious, idiot yes men and women.
You should have to pass a basic civics test to be in the cabinet, at the bare minimum. This regime is humiliating the country. They are destroying our credibility every singe day.