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    1. This one is the Alcatraz idea, from the movie *Escape from Alcatraz* he saw.

      Next one will be something from *Gomer Pile’s show* or something, maybe even the *Simpsons.*

      Trump’s a stable genius!

    2. 1970s_MonkeyKing on

      No… Please tell me he’s not this stupid.

      Geez, it makes me want to take up a collection and buy his Mar A Lago Fox affiliate so we can program films and „news“ to push him into our agenda. This sounds like a stupid idea but look at our current reality.

    3. WontThinkStraight on

      „That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to *clown college*!“

    4. If it weren’t for you meddling kids! – Trumps next press conference after a Scooby Doo marathon

    5. Trump: „In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them….maybe you can hire The A-Team.““

    6. sane_sober61 on

      If he sees Austin Powers, He’ll be signing an order for Shark-Attachable Laser Beams®

    7. Where else is this moron possibly going to get ideas from? TV is about the limit of his capacity based on my understanding

    8. He totally didn’t get the idea from Escape from Alcatraz.
      Also, 500% tariff on raincoats.

    9. Probable_Bison on

      Maybe a Roots marathon would finally give him some sympathy with African Americans.

      Actually…nevermind.

      That would backfire. He’d definitely identify with the wrong characters.

    10. RedditReader4031 on

      Maybe he should binge watch the entire ER series. We might get single payer healthcare out of it.

    11. That Florida station needs to program some Cold War films about standing up to Russia.

    12. Reviews-From-Me on

      You have to look at everything Trump does as a publicity stunt. Reality TV has a big fan base, and they don’t seem to understand the difference between reality tv and actual reality.

      Calling for the reopening of Alcatraz makes no sense whatsoever, except as a reality tv publicity stunt.

    13. „Rita Repulsa could attack from the moon any time, I have started working with Homeland Security to find the most strongest teenagers with attitude to fight back against this pending threat to the United States.“

      Make Angel Grove Attainable

      – Trump, probably some time in September

    14. wezworldwide on

      I would say he is the dumbest person on the planet, but I’ll put 75,302,580 people who voted for him first

    15. Comprehensive-Ad4815 on

      Don’t let him watch MASH he’s gonna try and rebuild the Korean war next

    16. Somebody should smoothly make him watch a nice documentary about global warming, maybe one of the ones thought for first graders (so he has a chance to understand at least part of it).

    17. GuelphEastEndGhetto on

      America has turned into a tv show, a movie, a game show and a reality show all at once.

    18. This is both sad and hilarious at the same time.

      It also shows once again Trump’s deep fear of sharks:
      >“Nobody ever escaped,” Trump said Monday, lauding the prison‘s security. “One person almost got there, but they—as you know the story—they found his clothing rather badly ripped up. **It was a lot of shark bites**, a lot of problems.”

    19. >“Trump Busted???“

      We’ve pretty much all known, since he first appeared on the scene, that tRump’s mind is completely devoid of thoughts about anything outside of seeking publicity, welching on taxes, stiffing contractors, and finding ways to ossify his comb-over.

    20. theonewhoneedsanap on

      Well then someone start a marathon of West Wing episodes for him!

    21. Can’t any of the networks he watches put on Idiocracy?
      The cabinet in that movie was about as smart as Trumps, but at least they actively sought out the smartest man alive to solve their problems and actually listened to him

    22. bernieburner1 on

      This immigration crackdown was a result of a marathon showing of Perfect Stangers. Balki is not entitled to due process?

    23. Individual_Click5252 on

      Anybody that is capable of hacking his TV would essentially control the US.

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