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42 Comments
Well that’s the Ben Folds 5
Let’s hope Ben doesn’t fold and end up in another marriage.
someone needs to tell him you don’t have to marry everyone you date
I hope Ben Folds Six is a jazz quintet made up entirely of his ex-wives.
Bitches ain’t Shit Cover never hit so hard.
He’s competing with Elizabeth Taylor
Alimony for 5 please. This is how you go broke
I don’t think he’s as good at being a husband as he is at music.
Can’t stand his music nor him.
For my peers they criticize me, and my ex-wives all despise me, try to put it all behind me, but my redneck past keeps nipping at my heels
well he officially folded 5
It’s my turn now!
He needs a new hobby. He’s not good at husband.
Two more and he gets a free sandwich.
Sheeeee’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly….
These marriages are like a brick and he’s drowning slowly
Name checks out
He already has so many songs about breaking up and divorce. Time for another album!
Why do women keep marrying this man!
Once upon a time I asked to sample Brick and he sent a nice letter back through my lawyer that I absolutely could not. But still he replied!
Alright Ben, buddy. We let you try. No more marriage, okay?
The Ben Folds Five. Ahh. Now I get it.
He’s a real life Alimony Tony. He just looooves paying alimony.
My nephew would ask “Ben Folds Five what? What?”
^Actually ^it ^was ^me
WTF is wrong with this guy?
With that name. Self fulfilling prophecy
This article seems waaaaay more detailed about what he has to pay her and sign over than I thought it’d be. Dude has to sign over a 2016 Honda CR-V. Why do I know that now?
Also, this is the fifth divorce but this doesn’t even count the relationship he had with Alicia Witt that somehow DIDN’T become a marriage/divorce.
Anyway, if you haven’t seen him live, I’ll bet he’s coming to your town *really* soon, because he’s gotta make car insurance payments on a 2016 Honda CR-V he doesn’t get to drive anymore.
(which honestly sounds like a lyric you’d hear in a late-era Ben Folds song)
Maybe marriage isn’t for you Ben.
True to his name
At this point, he must be a glutton for paperwork, right?
He’s currently winning the race against JLo
You think he would have taken the hint at number 2, or even 3.
this guy?? on his 5th wife?? damn that means there’s hope for me holy hell this dude is clapped
Marriage is not good for Ben.
Sounds like he’s as shitty at relationships as he is with writing music.
He’s a brick and he’s drowning slowly
He’s taking after his buddy William Shatner. 🤣
This dude Folds more on marriages than my grandma at the casino
How many people have made a Ben Folds five wives joke already let me scroll and see
maybe HE’s the brick 🧱
She was a brick
I bet I could change him I don’t think he would have ever divorced if it was me