Iran stellt Trump ein Ultimatum an JD Vance

*I mean I wouldn’t trust the current idiots either, it will be interesting to see how this all plays out. Will Trump sideline his slimy son in law and elevate the sort of out of favor but still cabinet sycophant Vance to negotiator? Vance may be shifty and ambitious but in no way as corrupt or self interested as Kusher or Witkoff.*

„Iran said it is done dealing with the two emissaries President Donald Trump has tasked with leading negotiations in the Middle East.“

„The country, which Trump began striking over three weeks ago, is not keen on any more attempts at negotiations with Trump’s Special Envoy to the Middle East, Steve Witkoff, or Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, both of whom were leading the nuclear negotiations with Iran before the war.“

„Iran now says it will only engage in negotiations with Vice President J.D. Vance, according to a report in [The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/24/pakistan-army-chief-iran-peace-talks-trump-call).“

„At the time that Trump launched his deadly war in Iran, the U.S. and Iran were engaged in negotiations over the country’s nuclear program.“

„Since the war was launched, the Iranian regime has viewed those negotiations, headed by Witkoff and Kushner, as a front by the Trump administration to trick Iran into thinking they were negotiating in good faith, when the U.S. really just wanted to attack.“

“With the previous negotiating team, there’s no chance,” one diplomatic source told the Guardian. “The Iranian side regards the request for negotiations as another round of deception for the US-Israeli regime to find out a loophole to aggravate the strikes again.”

„The source noted that Iran sees Vance as a more acceptable diplomatic figure than Witkoff and Kushner, especially as Vance is, at his core, a skeptic of U.S. military action in the Middle East.“

“If the negotiations are going to have any outcome, JD Vance should join,” the source told the outlet. “With Witkoff and Kushner, nothing will come out of it. We have seen that in the past.”

Replacing a slimy little shit with a constipated turd.

Trump has enough remaining animal cunning to know Vance is waiting for that last stroke so he may be hoping Iran assassinates him, That would be an excellent excuse to expand the war and interfere with the midterms at home.

And Vance would be the second Vice President Trump tried to get rid of so there’s precedence.

Ultimatums in politics rarely mean what they sound like, especially when Trump is involved.

Iran wants JD Vance to stop wearing Eyeliner

Iran is going to drag this out until the 2028 elections so they can deal with a Democratic Administration.

This is the sort of thing that will kill Vance in 2028, the same way Harris being unable to divorce from Biden on Gaza helped her lose in ’24.

There’s no winning for him.

Iran is rejecting Trump’s Special Envoy to the Middle East, Steve Witkoff and Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Those two guys are incompetent to be leading these negotiations or any others, such as with Russia and Ukraine. This is solid evidence that Iran is much smarter than Trump.

The deal will be this: JD invokes the 25th amendment to become president and all will be forgiven. The cash must flow lol

Calling for Vance is just such hilarious troll move. Vance can’t win this, Trump would turn on him so fast if he “fixed” anything and took some of the attention away. They picked Vance over Rubio or anyone else specifically to play on the insecurities in their administration. What a shit show this all is.

It’s a power move to try to emasculate the pedophile-in-chief and elevate Vance.

Genius move..JD has been conspicuous by his absence during all critical stages of Trump’s presidency…almost like he doesn’t want to be part of any misadventure.

He is being groomed for 2028. But screw him, he isn’t going to Peter Thiel his way to the top.

Could this be a way for Iran to alienate Vance from Trump? I doubt Vance is trusted or liked by Trump and any perceived superiority that Vance might have, like being picked by Iran, is surely going to piss-off Trump. Delicious.

Alternatively, Vance, if he has any smarts, wants to put all the distance between himself and the Iran conflict. If Trump goes along with Iran and tries to pin ending the war on Vance by appointing him as chief negotiator, I can see Vance doing a new phone who’s dis routine, likely to further fracture the Trump – Vance relationship. Yummy-yummy in my tummy.

In the end, this war is going to fuck us all. So as always, Fuck the Iranian regime, fuck Netanyahu, fuck guy-liner Vance and as always Fuck Trump the Pedo.

Release the files.

Iran understands how to fuck with the Trump Administration better than Democrats. The latter should take notes.

„Bring ya boy Vance“ Ayatollah said

Honestly, it kind of feels like „we don’t want to deal with you, outgoing manager… We want to deal with the guy who will take your job when you’re gone.“ They want Vance to negotiate it now so he’ll honor it when he inherits grandpa’s job later.

Trump doesn’t have any credible person to send, so they asked for Vance to humiliate him.
Trump and his sycophants have no idea of the ideology/culture of the people in the Middle East. They think it’s all about money and show of force. He and his kind are about FAFO.

You don’t think they’re going to try and…. nah. Never mind….

But it would be ok with me if they did try to… nope, forget about it. Just daydreaming.

But it would be neat.

No, no, not that.

But that would be cool, too.

This is becoming the most embarrassing military loss and diplomatic boondoggle in American history. At least with Afghanistan and Iraq 2 the military was able to actually achieve some goal even if they were unable to maintain it.

Here they didnt even have forces in place to hold one of the most key waterways on the globe, have been unable to actually stop military actions by Iran, have lead to huge devastation to unrelated parties, and now are debating boots on the ground in the one thing conservatives could point to as a positive for this administration.

Are we supposed to not like Iran? Because they’re making this really, really hard.

This is soooo funny. They’re literally trolling the White House.

Somebody politically clever is leading Iran. Anybody even slightly competent is a huge threat to the grifters leading the US.

Welp. Hope ol’ JD’s got a *wardrobe* of shittin’ pants to take overseas. Cause he’s gonna need em.

Please Iran, release the recordings so I can watch the Netflix adaption with these morons.