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    Hegseth lässt die Truppen ihren „aufrichtigen“ Glauben an die jüngste Razzia gegen Beard unter Beweis stellen

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    1. Scuttling_Billionair on

      The campest Secretary of Defense in the campest US Administration in history.

    2. tolstoypolloi on

      Some of my best friends can’t grow a full beard, so no disrespect when I say, Pete Hegseth cannot grow a full beard.

    4. Holden_Coalfield on

      they’ll be cleanly shaven so their mother can recognize them as they run terrified from FPV drones

    6. Resident-Writing850 on

      Hey kegsbreath, not everyone gets followed around by their hair and make up team to ensure their best possible grooming during wartime.

    7. elsewhere1 on

      Just another means for the regime to target ppl of color.

      Facial hair shaving guidelines, particularly in the military, hurt Black men by forcing daily shaving that triggers severe pseudofolliculitis barbae (PFB)—a chronic condition where curly hair follicles grow back into the skin, causing painful, disfiguring acne-like bumps and scarring.

    9. Musicman1972 on

      He just likes his buff guys to look a certain way doesn’t he. It’s important to him.

      Manly man you see.

    10. RepulsiveLoquat418 on

      targeted harassment of muslims and sikhs. but the kicker is claiming they have to undergo an evaluation to confirm their religious beliefs are „sincerely held.“ who’s going to test hypocrite christian hegseth for the „sincerity“ of his beliefs?

    11. HellaTroi on

      Did Jesus have a beard?
      Was Jesus a „beardo“ too, Mr. Hegseth?

      All the pictures I’ve seen of Jesus, he was wearing a beard.

    14. themattboard on

      this entire administration is a distillation of every terrible tv and movie villain from 80s and 90s that anyone with an ounce of literacy would have denounced as 2d and formulaic.

      We all thought that there was no way people that stupid and evil could possibly get into a position of power and now look on in shock as they not only hold a few positions, but all of them.

    15. Perniciosius on

      Oh sure, maybe toss in waivers for a spray tan and a tragic comb‑over while we’re at it. I’m sure those would sail right through.

    16. No_Proof_2736 on

      Targeted persecution of faiths that encourage men to have beards including orthodox Christians. Also sounds like he wants his men to look a certain way – what’s up with that?

    18. NotOK1955 on

      What a piece of work, hegseth is.

      I honestly think he believes he’s the God Of War, setting the benchmark of what a real warrior looks and acts like.

      His so-called ‘leadership’ will be to the detriment of the military, more so than any other internal conflict that has faced it since its inception.

    20. AnonAmbientLight on

      Your beard has nothing to do with your capabilities as a soldier. 

      This is some dumb bullshit. 

      This is the kind of shit that unqualified people with big loser energy do because they’re in over their head and don’t know what they’re doing. 

    21. Randomwhitelady2 on

      I think the soldiers on the USS Gerald Ford have overflowing toilets and are sleeping on the floor because over 100 beds were destroyed?

      But let’s make their lives even more difficult! Why not.

    22. nagai on

      Legitimately, why is the US military headed by a weird creep obsessed with the crusades that gets drunk and chants „kill all muslims“? How is that a good idea?

    24. Lysol3435 on

      Ah yes, prove that you’re as faithful as he was to his wife.. I mean second wife.. or wait, no. His third wife.. for a bit at least

    25. pread6 on

      During Covid lots of servicemen sought “religious exemptions” even though every major religion permits vaccinations. Trump and the MAGAs supported their fake religious opposition. But to wear a beard these guys now need a higher calling.

    26. we_are_sex_bobomb on

      Hesgeth’s problem with beards, you see, is that they’re like this little face forest which traps the alchohol fumes and slowly releases them so anyone can smell it on you even if you literally haven’t had a drink in over an hour and you’re totally sober now and you don’t even drink anymore, you actually just quit an hour ago and that was your last one ever I swear.

    27. RazzleThatTazzle on

      Any rule that has a religious exemption is a rule that you dont need to take seriously.

      That being said, hegseth is a bigoted asshole

    29. scrranger11 on

      Lol… and these same goof balls were suddenly finding Jesus when it came time to take the Covid vax.

    30. Sixgis on

      What better person to talk about faith then an alcoholic man who got his 3rd wife pregnant while married to his 2nd wife and had to settle a SA case for ten of thousands of dollars and had to be held back by his own security while trying to get on stage with strippers at a club

    31. BigHungryFlamingo on

      Dude has a twink fetish and/or can’t grow a beard himself. No other explanation as to why he’s so obsessed with this.  

    33. Bedlam_Breakfast on

      It’s simple, everyone knows you can’t be gay if you have a beard.

    34. Hairbear2176 on

      Ya’ll know that this is designed to force out PoC and different religions right? They have this weird fucking fetish where they think they are going to build some reich. The catch is that without the other cultures and races in our military, not only would it be small as fuck, it would be woefully incompetent.

      On the other hand, I shouldn’t be surprised i guess.

    35. deadlyne on

      I cannot fucking wait until this makeup and hair administration gets out of our daily lives.

      I’m 55 and I have never seen such a constant flow of outrage and bullshit. What the fuck happened to “small government” conservatism?

    36. Beer_Is_So_Awesome on

      “Evaluating” whether or not someone’s religious beliefs are “sincerely held” is a clear violation of the establishment clause of the Constitution.

    37. Notyoaveragemonkey on

      Special Forces Units looking at each other in confused bearded faces?

    38. starfleethastanks on

      I don’t want to serve in any military that would reject William T. Riker.

    39. Polarbearseven on

      Don’t forget to shave your mustache on both sides! Just keep it full on the center of your lip!

    40. Silverbacks on

      Isn’t growing a beard a sign of masculinity? Shaving would be a form of gender affirming care towards femininity.

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