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    Der verletzte Trump, 79, warnt davor, dass ihm die Möglichkeit gegeben wurde, 200 Jahre alt zu werden


    Der verletzte Trump, 79, warnt davor, dass ihm die Möglichkeit gegeben wurde, 200 Jahre alt zu werden

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/bruised-trump-79-warns-hes-been-given-way-to-live-to-200/

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    1. thedailybeast on

      A bruised Donald Trump has bragged that he could live to the age of 200—if only he quit junk food.

      As the conflict in the Middle East escalates, the 79-year-old president headlined a ceremony for the U.S. Naval Academy football team on Friday, where he talked up his increasingly costly war with Iran, slammed Democratic presidents Joe Biden and Barack Obama, and boasted about his administration cracking down on press freedom.

      But partway through his speech, the president invoked disgraced former White House physician Ronny Jackson to make the wild claim that he’s the “healthiest” U.S. president in recent history.

      Acknowledging Jackson as one of the guests, Trump recalled a time when the press asked the doctor-turned-congressman who was the healthiest of the three presidents Jackson worked for: George W. Bush, Barack Obama, or Trump.

      “He said, ‘President Donald J Trump by far. If he didn’t eat junk food, he’d live to 200 years old,’” Trump claimed. “And I love this guy.”

      Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/bruised-trump-79-warns-hes-been-given-way-to-live-to-200/).

    5. ford7885 on

      Not even Satan himself could keep Trump out of Hell that long. He managed to keep Kissinger out for a full century, but that was pushing it. There’s no way Cheeto makes it another 5 years. And that’s probably being too generous.

    7. Tony2030 on

      Love it! Go Karma, go! That’s the sort of thing Chuck Norris said on his last birthday.

    11. BlotchComics on

      „No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.“ – ~~Ricky Bobby~~ Donald Trump

    12. Colonel-Mooseknuckle on

      I don’t disagree. The man is a human cockroach that thrives on hate. We probably will have his head in a jar, Futurama style, for the rest of eternity.

    13. PennysWorthOfTea on

      I can see Miller & Vance conspiring & giving Trump pills made of rat poison saying it’s a „Special Longevity Drug“. Bonus if the bottle is covered in gold foil.

    14. DirectCranberryy on

      He probably met with some Silicon Valley „Immortalists.“ There’s a whole group of tech billionaires convinced that we’re at the „Escape Velocity“ for aging. If Trump buys into the „Med-Bed“ conspiracy theories, he’ll say anything to sound like he’s found the Holy Grail.

    16. 37GreaterThan4547 on

      They are going to make a „digital self“ with AI. When he goes, MAGA dies with him. Christofacianity will take a huge hit and the Grand Old Pedo party will never recover. So I promise you, AI trump is in the works.

    17. Gold_Drummer_4077 on

      Pink Floyd had it right with The Final Cut: „The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.“

    21. FormerUsenetUser on

      Because there are so many people who have lived to 200 just because they eat healthy diets. Looks like *I* will live to be 200!

    23. Hey_HaveAGreatDay on

      In a conversation with my pastor he told me about visiting people in their last moments. The good ones generally let go after saying goodbye.

      The ones who knew they were terrible humans fought that shit and made their own deaths even more painful.

      Trump makes me think about that conversation often. He’s going to go out clawing and screaming.

    24. ckglle3lle on

      Trump’s health has been an interesting side plot. Some days he looks and sounds completely gone but other days he seems basically „fine“, faded and still saying stupid gibberish but not at death’s door.

      If he does have health issues, it appears he has more or less effectively been treating/managing. Main thing with it all is that if it were as bad as some say, he’d be way further along by now. He’d be canceling golf and pressers, he’d go unseen for weeks at a time etc. Pretty much as long as he is still keeping a nominal schedule, even as light and structured as it is, he’s probably „fine“.

      I don’t think anyone would be at all surprised if something just happened one day, but otherwise he may well shamble along for while yet, despite it all.

    25. Jeoshua on

      It’s Doc Ronnie saying this. The same person who said that Trump is the healthiest president ever, and that he’s 6’3″ and 245 lbs. So we can safely assume that it’s complete and utter nonsense and nobody with half a brain would believe. Which explains why Trump seems to.

    28. CompilationsRule on

      Mark my words, pretty soon on Fox News you’re going to starting hearing conversations that go like: “Well what actually constitutes an alive or dead person” They are going to put Trumps brain in a glass jar, and run a low voltage electrical current through it, so that can claim that he is not “technically” dead.

    30. nhepner on

      Good! Let’s see if we can extend it to 250, so that he can serve out multiple life sentences in ADX florence making friends with dust bunnies and staring at the concrete walls while his brain turns into mashed potatoes.

    37. whichwitch9 on

      Whatever Trump says, he does the opposite.

      This is a sign his last checkup didn’t go well. RfK jr is definitely going to act as his Rasputin here and sell him whatever he’ll believe to make him feel better

    39. HashtagJustSayin2016 on

      Given how he is, if he’s saying this, I’m guessing it’s any day now folks 👏

    44. umassmza on

      **Reminder:**

      Trump’s father was formally diagnosed with dementia at 84 with many close to him saying they’d noticed his decline more than a decade beforehand.

      Considering the value Trump places on genetics and his “good genes” I wonder if he’s worried since he’s 80?

    46. CodnmeDuchess on

      Who cares? I don’t even listen to this guy anymore—literally all he does is talk bullshit.

    49. philljarvis166 on

      As long as he spends the last 115 years of that time in prison I am for with that…

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