Trumps Aufruf zur Stationierung der Alliierten in der Straße von Hormus stößt auf verhaltene Resonanz | Straße von Hormus

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/15/uk-china-japan-countries-debating-strait-of-hormuz-ships-iran-you-now

46 Kommentare

  1. People don’t really like to help people who are obviously insane and evil. And Trump is both.

  2. Historical_Bend_2629 on

    Muted response. AKA known as fuck you, but trying to be diplomatic.

  3. The levels of embarrassment on the US right now are historic. I mean, you have to go back thousands of years to Nero to find this level of insanity and incompetence.

  4. Somehow it’s shocking to right-wingers that alienating our allies actually has consequences.

  5. When the schoolyard bully gets his nose bloodied and asks his friends to jump in. Pathetic

  6. dancefan2019 on

    Funny how he thinks he can just bully our allies with tariffs and threats to take over their country, and they’ll still want to jump to his call.

  7. YesterShill on

    Trump painted himself into this corner.

    Iran now controls the flow of spice. And he expects other countries to send their soldiers to die?

    America elected a felon, and an unqualified trust fund baby to the highest office of the land and the world is suffering for it.

  8. unicornsfearglitter on

    Canadian’s don’t really wanna help with Iran when the states are planning on invading us. Crazy, I know.

  9. No-Yogurtcloset1598 on

    Hey Dumb Donald Trump. You are a fucking idiot. You have no respect. Putin is laughing at you.

    P.S. Don’t forget to change your diaper.

  10. This is the core of Donald Trump. The world is not a bankruptcy court. And he can’t wrap his head around it.

  11. Deploying their fleets into a tinder box while potentially exposing themselves to terrorist attacks at home and on top of that supporting a US government that is antagonistic to their own governments. If the UK and EU come out of this weakened it is going to affect their ability to support Ukraine, Greenland, Mexico, or Canada.

    Unless situations change it might be best for China to fall back on the saying „don’t interrupt the enemy when he is making a mistake“.

  12. Agent-Adept on

    Trump first asked for allies to assist in the Strait of Hormuz. No one replied. Now, he demands that allies join in his stupid war with Iran. What a complete joke of a president.

  13. Geez. Talk all that shit and tariff everybody and then ask for help…

    Conservatives are the stupidest people

  14. New-Anybody-6206 on

    Well yeah…

    Trump lifted US sanctions on Russian oil and are now buying from them again.

    Russia is assisting Iran with their war against the US.

    Why would anyone in their right mind want to give either country money that they are just using to attack us?

  15. TheFutureMrGittes on

    No can do. Maybe you can send more American soldiers to fight your fight.

  16. ExtensionParsley4205 on

    I’ve spent enough time in Japan to know that “considering our options” means “under no fucking circumstances”.

  17. Temporary_Quote5566 on

    Seven days ago, Trump told the UK he didn’t need their help to win the war. Two days ago, he said the last person he needed help from was Zelensky. He’s repeatedly mocked our longtime allies, and acted against their interests and without their input. On top of all of this, he can’t outline a clear objective of the war.

    Yeah, I can see why nobody is answering his call to action.

  18. DissonantWhispers on

    MAGA has been saying we shouldn’t rely on anyone else and everything should be American. They scoffed at people pointing out us losing soft power and our reputation as allies with the tariff bull shit. So we should do this on our own, we don’t need help according to them.

  19. Remarkable-Matter134 on

    You can’t impose tariffs and trash talk your allies and then beg them for help when you are in trouble. The man is a sick bastard. Hope the world tells him to fuck off.

  20. Lord_Vesuvius2020 on

    It ain’t gonna happen. If any other country does deploy it will be for show. The fact that Trump is begging now means he knows or has been told that the joke’s on him.

  21. Can someone please just leak the Epstein files and take this regime out?!

    Most of us don’t want any part of anything that this administration has done in the past year.

  22. Sorry, no can do. The likelihood of a country trying to invade Greenland requires us to have our boats protect the island against the likely aggressor. So that’s that.

    Your call is important to us, please hold. Cue music…

  23. Virtual-Squirrel-725 on

    In two weeks we’ve gone from „We won in the first hour!“ to begging the world to help keep a sliver of water safe from Iran.

    The arrogance turned to incompetent-clown-fuckery is just astounding.

  24. Raspberries-Are-Evil on

    You spend a year telling your friend what an asshole he is, and you keep posting nasty shit about him online. Then you call him up one day and ask him to help you move, he is going to tell you to go fuck yourself.

    I hope every „Ally“ tells Trump to go fuck himself.

  25. Remote-Moon on

    What did he expect? He insults our allies at every turn and then asks for help?

  26. Thirdnipple79 on

    Well, obviously he doesn’t want anything from Canada.  He keeps saying that US doesn’t need anything from Canada, so I’m sure he has this under control. What a fucking buffoon. 

  27. Mikelitoris88 on

    Mofo wages a war without consulting anyone, fcks out economy even more, then calls for help as if this is a movie and Rohan will answer.

  28. Maybe he shouldn’t have alienated all of our allies, and then expected them to help with his own dumb*ss mistake?

  29. ArrowheadDZ on

    Isolationism, like all ism’s, has both a “fucked around” phase and the inevitable”find out” phases that follow.

    Making fun of the UK for their offer to help just a few days ago looks pretty foolish all the sudden.

  30. Trump and MAGA have spent years shitting on our allies, claiming we don’t need them. Well, you reap what you sow, morons. 

  31. sharkbait_oohaha on

    As an American fighting against this regime, thank you for acting like allies of the American people instead of the current government. These fucking clowns need to realize that no one wants this war.

  32. I’m begging for every leader to give him the finger. Which he deserves after insulting everyone all the time.

    I also think that most governments in Europe are reluctant to engage because they know their populations would crucify them for it.

  33. MalazMudkip on

    Surely the members of the prestigious Board of Peace are willing to join the US in the inevitable boots on the ground missions that are about to go down.

  34. NummyNummyNumNums on

    This fucking goof has the nerve to threaten to invade Greenland pissing off the EU, insult the UK directly, fuck over Ukraine, threaten to annex and tariff Canada, insult Mexico etc. and then ask them to support us after we randomly assassinated the Iranian leader. He thought Russia would be our friend? That China wouldn’t backdoor into this Iranian conflict after hostile economic policy he instituted against them?

    Donald Trump is a complete moron. I am continually in awe of how stupid he is. There is a new low every day.

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