Ein betrunkener russischer Sturmtruppe versucht, eine ukrainische FPV-Drohne abzuwehren. März 2026.

Def too little blood in his alcohol…

We always assume „drunk“, but a more likely reason is dehydration and starvation/low blood sugar. This is exactly how people act when they get hypoglycemic.

At least he’ll avoid the hangover

Not the worst way to go. Too drunk to realise just how serious the situation is, or give a shit about it

How come there’s always 1 Russian just randomly wandering the battlefield?

Shit happens. When i would be sent to a suicide mission (aka to the meat grinder) i would Drink too, i guess.

Ain’t no way am i gonna be drunk in an active war. I need all my senses sharp. But also, ppl are probably feeling hopeless and need an escape.

A cocktail Molotov.

At least he died doing what he loved. Being drunk.