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    Andy Dick sagt, sein Herz sei nach einer offensichtlichen Überdosis stehen geblieben und er habe jetzt „5 bis 7 Löcher“ in seinem Gehirn


    Andy Dick sagt, sein Herz sei nach einer offensichtlichen Überdosis stehen geblieben und er habe jetzt „5 bis 7 Löcher“ in seinem Gehirn

    https://ew.com/andy-dick-says-heart-stopped-after-apparent-overdose-now-has-brain-holes-11918820

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    3. SymmetricDickNipples on

      At least the universe got one thing right and it gave him his last name

    7. BigRocket on

      Now he qualifies for the position of United States Secretary of Health and Human Services

    9. Round-South-8869 on

      All he needs is a Tequila worm, a groupie journalist, and a voice that sounds like Darth Vader getting a blowjob, and he can be RFK Jr. 

    12. Throwaway_inSC_79 on

      Mama told me if I didn’t have anything nice to say…

      Oh, I enjoyed the episode of Voyager he was in. Not because he was in it though.

    13. armaedes on

      I had a bean and beef burrito for dinner this evening. Shredded cheddar and sour cream on it.

    14. AbeVigoda76 on

      How the fuck does this guy still have even a tiny modicum of relevance? Motherfucker groped half of Los Angeles.

    16. lectroid on

      First he was genuinely funny. Weird, but funny.

      Then he was just sad. He had such opportunity and what a mess…

      Then he was kind of enraging. How can one person continually fuck up this badly and somehow keep popping back up like some semi-sentient clown punching bag, who always, inevitably, eventually, manages to wobble itself upright with that shit-eating grin on its face.

      Then, it went on for so long, and descended to such depths, that he became funny again, the same way a circus geek is funny. The fact that it’s gone on so long is itself funny, in a “boy this really is the most fucked up timeline” sort of way.

      And now, maybe finally, maybe we can just *not care.* Not for real, not ironically. Stop. Let the system treat him the way it treats people who really need help. Good people fall through the cracks all the time. Maybe he will. Maybe he’ll, somehow, be the million to one unreformed addict that lives til he’s 95 The Keith Richards of Fuck Ups. But no one will ever know. Because he won’t even be a “remember that guy…” This is more thought than he’s ever deserved. I’m done.

    26. PineappleFit317 on

      Next time he ODs on the street, can everybody just pretend they didn’t see him?

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