The tech world is run by rich sociopaths. That’s a fucking lethal combo.
always-tired-38 on
Arnold rimmer and johnny silverhand wern’t supposed to be THAT inspirational
A_Pointy_Rock on
Yes, that’s something social media needed more of – legitimate-looking bot accounts /s
justinkimball on
Bruh this is just gross.
The_Epoch on
Enshitification in perpetuity
AmethystOrator on
The best time to leave meta was before, the next best time is now.
debug4u on
Meta is a cancer to society
dominjaniec on
maybe that is good, as no one else will implement that garbage, as its patented
TriggerHydrant on
Damn Mark, that’s dark, dark Mark.
Illuminimal on
Oh god this is so ghoulish
winterbird on
Is there a need for posthumous thoughts and opinions wills now? To outline what your dead self can say, so that your dead self can’t get taken advantage of to drive sales or push narratives that you wouldn’t agree with?
TheVenetianMask on
Pretty sure there’s been chatbot services that did that already.
Focacciaboss on
literal dead internet
negativepositiv on
Meta and Spotify are two companies that I dumped a few years ago and never regretted doing so. Nearly every week there is some new news story about one or the other that makes me feel like I should have bailed out sooner.
wavepointsocial on
Gives a new meaning to digital graveyard 🪦
mixamaxim on
Delete Facebook, delete insta, boycott the AI dystopian future. Stop these billionaire douchebags.
Nack3r on
That is so wrong
Wyciorek on
So ready-made army of bots with impeccable account histories?
KrazyDenny on
The posting must never stop.
Beautiful_Formal_329 on
Imagine getting a friend request from your dead mom’s profile because ai took it over and wants to pretend to be her for you
saurus-REXicon on
AI Bots posting grandmas political bullshit to other AI Bots. That’s pretty crazy, and zucks like “we have a bazillions users”
DiosMio25 on
Daily reminder to minimize your interaction with social media
CaptainSpookyPants on
They patented it so that noone can use it for nefarious purposes right ?…… Right?!
Rombledore on
there is no limit to what this devil corporation won’t fucking do. no line that dare be crossed.
lebenklon on
These people are sick
Guilty_Advantage_413 on
What The FUCK? Why what purpose does this serve? (I know keeping the user base alive)
Realistic_Muscles on
Too much greed.
anic17_ on
Absolutely perverse.
zero-if-west on
Cronenberg’s next film.
bedazzlerhoff on
This makes me want to throw up
shawndw on
Hey Meta respectfully FUCK OFF.
The-Em-Cee on
Just a reminder that these people would monetize your corpse if they could.
momofuku18 on
Future proofing their business model. Got it.
Manos_Of_Fate on
We need to normalize people looking at their bosses and asking “what the fuck is **wrong** with you?” when they propose this shit.
CumSluts4Jesus on
Facebook is just a depressing wasteland. Every couple months I log on and it’s literally just people from my hometown who never left and now just complain about whatever dumb thing is going on there like the trash pickup being late. Absolutely miserable existence
aconitous on
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Knees0ck on
That’s exactly what they’ll be doing when Our Dear Leader Dump shits his final bucket
_Aj_ on
To be devils advocate, companies like this collect patents. If you own it, no one else does. It’s a chess game to collect patents that may make you money or at least stall competitors from getting ahead of you.
So they may or may not actually want to do this, or it may just be so they call dibs. It could also be so if an account of a dead person is messaged that they now „own the patent“ for having a botreply on their behalf to state the owner is deceased and give basic information.
Or it could be to advance the dead internet for their benefit, who knows.
namotous on
That’s fking weird
CurlyW15 on
Dead Internet Theory meets Deader Internet Theory
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Is their userbase dying off that much?
That is fucked up beyond belief.
Literal zombie accounts
jesus christ
I saw how this ends on Black Mirror.
The tech world is run by rich sociopaths. That’s a fucking lethal combo.
Arnold rimmer and johnny silverhand wern’t supposed to be THAT inspirational
Yes, that’s something social media needed more of – legitimate-looking bot accounts /s
Bruh this is just gross.
Enshitification in perpetuity
The best time to leave meta was before, the next best time is now.
Meta is a cancer to society
maybe that is good, as no one else will implement that garbage, as its patented
Damn Mark, that’s dark, dark Mark.
Oh god this is so ghoulish
Is there a need for posthumous thoughts and opinions wills now? To outline what your dead self can say, so that your dead self can’t get taken advantage of to drive sales or push narratives that you wouldn’t agree with?
Pretty sure there’s been chatbot services that did that already.
literal dead internet
Meta and Spotify are two companies that I dumped a few years ago and never regretted doing so. Nearly every week there is some new news story about one or the other that makes me feel like I should have bailed out sooner.
Gives a new meaning to digital graveyard 🪦
Delete Facebook, delete insta, boycott the AI dystopian future. Stop these billionaire douchebags.
That is so wrong
So ready-made army of bots with impeccable account histories?
The posting must never stop.
Imagine getting a friend request from your dead mom’s profile because ai took it over and wants to pretend to be her for you
AI Bots posting grandmas political bullshit to other AI Bots. That’s pretty crazy, and zucks like “we have a bazillions users”
Daily reminder to minimize your interaction with social media
They patented it so that noone can use it for nefarious purposes right ?…… Right?!
there is no limit to what this devil corporation won’t fucking do. no line that dare be crossed.
These people are sick
What The FUCK? Why what purpose does this serve? (I know keeping the user base alive)
Too much greed.
Absolutely perverse.
Cronenberg’s next film.
This makes me want to throw up
Hey Meta respectfully FUCK OFF.
Just a reminder that these people would monetize your corpse if they could.
Future proofing their business model. Got it.
We need to normalize people looking at their bosses and asking “what the fuck is **wrong** with you?” when they propose this shit.
Facebook is just a depressing wasteland. Every couple months I log on and it’s literally just people from my hometown who never left and now just complain about whatever dumb thing is going on there like the trash pickup being late. Absolutely miserable existence
RELIC
SECURE YOUR SOUL
That’s exactly what they’ll be doing when Our Dear Leader Dump shits his final bucket
To be devils advocate, companies like this collect patents. If you own it, no one else does. It’s a chess game to collect patents that may make you money or at least stall competitors from getting ahead of you.
So they may or may not actually want to do this, or it may just be so they call dibs. It could also be so if an account of a dead person is messaged that they now „own the patent“ for having a botreply on their behalf to state the owner is deceased and give basic information.
Or it could be to advance the dead internet for their benefit, who knows.
That’s fking weird
Dead Internet Theory meets Deader Internet Theory