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25 Kommentare
We need to find another weird little guy to idolize.
Patricia Torvalds?
The solution sounds quite complicated. I assumed they will just clone him.
> Should there be a need for it, the kernel community will first find an Organizer, who is the last Maintainer Summit organizer, or the current Linux Foundation Technical Advisory Board Chair (TAB).
This sounds like a plot from a ‘70s comic book
I was hoping more Emperor of Mankind Warhammer type shit.
They should take the biggest r/ProgrammerHumor troll who knows the Linux kernel. He would fit right in.
if(!Torvalds){
return new Torvalds();
}
Shouldn’t he pick his own?
Haven’t read the article but I’m assuming he is getting an intern named Todd and Todd is going to go ahead and take over
Man I was hoping for some sort of RobCo Fallout-eque plan to live forever in a computer. Disappointing.
I kinda assumed it would be greg, but seems like it will be a more corporate process.
So… when they elect the next Linux Pope, will the committee burn a red hat?
I like how the contingency plan is basically just everyone getting together to figure out wtf to do.
Just found a company to maintain it. Staff some professionals to work on it as a career or something. Linus obviously doesn’t maintain Linux for free so there’s definitely a budget in case they want to be paid.
Easy fix, just reimplement Linus Torvalds in Rust.
will the replacement make Linux easier to use? Especially for gaming?
The Camerlengo will crush Linus‘ seal and summon the kernel cardinals…. They will meet and burn a copy of the BSD source Code in dry paper if they don’t reach consensus
Begun the Succession Wars have.
Like Flynn, he too will enter the Grid .
“To the strongest”
“To the strongest”
They need to search the world for a child who is his reincarnation.
It’s so funny this is a thing
So it has come to this. Soon itll be taken over and sold to corporate interests. Don’t say cant or never.
Could they not just get AI to take over the job. It seems pretty simple.
/S