Da die USA darüber nachdenken, Grönland einzunehmen.

UN will be like: This sounds like a great plan! We will also send our people and create a demilitarized zone and sit on it for as long as possible. We call on both sides to cease hostilities and respect peace.

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I was hoping our country would eventually evolve past such gaourotopouzies but it turns out the solution for the rest of the world to devolve to our level, and since we got way more experience in being gaourotopouzoi, then WE WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON HAIRY FIST!